hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true

carapherxelia:

Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin Down - [video credit]
lolsofunny:

identicaltwinhalfbrother:
sir-hathaway:
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
That cat has a majestic mustache.
humansofnewyork:

"My parents were immigrants from Vietnam. They’d been through a war, and they didn’t want their child to go through the same hardships they went through, so they tried to control my life as much as possible. For them, control was love. But I had to move away from it."
exvl:

fk the croptop movement
kwikemart:

good night tumbler
613
falsk:

dangling above the urban landscape

princedestery:

learning your internet friend’s last name is like a right of passage